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10:34, 1 AUG 2025
The 'top Scots and slang words' and phrases and their meanings unveiled
Heritage
Experts have shared a "wee guide to Scottish slang"
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Non Scots share what they 'think about Scotland' as tourists give their verdict
Tourism
Visitors have revealed what they make of Scotland.
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Scots share 'the most Scottish thing' they have ever seen in person
Fun Stuff
Here in Scotland, we have seen it all.
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Steak 'that looks like Scotland' goes viral after Scot shares photo
Food
'Bit dry to be Scotland,' one viewer joked
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'I'm a vet and there's one response from owners when I say their dog is overweight that I hate'
Pets
A vet has shared a humorous take on what often happens when he tells owners their dogs are overweight - and it's safe to say he's not a fan of the response.
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Six things everyone in Scotland does when the weather is hot and sunny
Weather
With the mercury rising across the country, these will all look familiar.
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The 'biggest misconceptions' about Scotland according to those that live here
Heritage
From accents to food, here are some of the biggest Scottish clichés.
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10 questions you should never ask a Scottish person if you want to be polite
Humour
The Scots are a proud and passionate nation so there are certain things you should never say to those from north of the border.
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Scots share 'the worst mistakes a tourist can make' when visiting Scotland
Tourism
From mispronouncing cities to calling tablet fudge, locals have shared their biggest no-nos.
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Scotland's April Fool's Day hoaxes over the years including 'Loch Ness Crocodile'
History
From fake footballers to miracle plants, Scots have fallen victim to plenty of convincing pranks on April 1.
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Five great April Fools' Day prank texts to fool your friends today
Lifestyle
These easy text pranks will give you the last laugh this April Fools' Day
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April Fool's Day 2025 - all the best jokes and pranks we've seen so far today
Humour
We'll be adding more hilarious gags as we see them, but a few have already caught our eye
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25 of the most hilarious Scottish insults and phrases - which ones do you use?
Humour
From being told 'yer bum's oot the windae' or accused of having a face 'like a well-skelped erse', there are many Scottish ways to give someone a good slagging
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Scots share what 'annoys them most' including mispronunciations and accents
Humour
Scots have shared what "Scotland-based thing" gets them "irrationally annoyed".
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15 funny 'Scottish Twitter' moments that remind us we have the best patter
Twitter
The Daily Record has rounded up some of the top 'Scottish Twitter' moments from over the years, with these hilarious tweets reminding us just how funny Scots are.
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The Scottish place names that are 'unfairly hard to pronounce'
Heritage
A roundup of place names in Scotland that are "unfairly hard to pronounce" have been shared by a Scottish actor and writer in a TikTok that has been watched more than 130,000 times.
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Scotland's Home of the Year host judges ocean rowing boat in hysterical video ahead of world record bid
Humour
Scotland’s Home of the Year judge Danny Campbell can be seen assessing an ocean rowing boat ahead of a potentially record-breaking voyage across the Pacific Ocean row in April.
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Scots share their 'unspoken social rules' including walking and bus etiquette
Heritage
Scots have shared their "unspoken social rules" that locals and tourists should follow when in the country, from thanking the driver when getting off a bus to greeting strangers on the street.
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Scottish fish and chip shops 'better than English' says Scots chippy in viral video
Food
A Scottish fish and chip shop has shared a TikTok video that has since been viewed millions of times showing why "Scottish chippies are better than English chippies".
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This iconic Glaswegian has just been voted the 'most famous' person in Scotland
Glasgow
He fended off fierce competition from the viral Oompa Loompa from the disastrous Wonka Experience - and even beat out Shrek.
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Rude Scottish landmark voted 'most iconic' in the country - and it's not what you think
Humour
A an online poll asked "what is the most iconic landmark in Scotland?" - the answer is likely not what you're expecting.
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Debate on best non-Scottish actor to attempt accent rages online - here's the result
Humour
A viral discussion on Reddit is attempting to decide, once and for all, which non-Scottish actors have definitively nailed the Scottish accent on screen.
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The seven things always seen in Scotland on the first hot day of the year
Humour
After the hottest day of the year so far, we thought to take a look at some of the sights you always see when temperatures heat up.
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People say it 'took years to figure out' how to use a cheese grater's fourth side
Humour
The revelation comes after one confused cook headed online to seek answers.
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